每天早上起那么早 Wake up so early every morning.
为什么我还没有发财呀 Why I never get rich
你搞什么东西呀 What are you doing
每次我洗澡的时候你都要跑来上大号 Whenever I am in the shower you always come in for the toilet.
今天是不是礼拜天 Is today Sunday
不是 你最希望天天礼拜天 No you hope for Sunday all the time.
如果你不把车卖了 If you didn't sell the car.
我们也不用天天挤公车了 We don't have to take the bus now.
拜托 一个月音响被偷了八次 My car stereo was stolen eight times within a month.
轮胎被干了七次 My tire was stolen for seven times.
上班找车位 我还要找好几个小时 I had to find a parking space for so many hours.
投币还要投到十二点 I had to pay the parking fee until twelve midnight.
公司楼下的停车站 一个小时要卅块 It takes thirty dollars for a hour parking.
你养得起吗 我是养不起 Can you afford it I can't
我已经汗流夹背了 我还不是 But I am sweating. Me too.
车来了 The bus is coming
叫你快点你不快点吧 车走了
司机 还有人没有上车 Driver someone is still trying to get into the bus.
司机 胖子司机 Driver porky driver
他吐的痰还真准了 He aimed so accurate
我买六合彩都没那么准 I can't win a lottery like him.
死胖子 你有没有公德心 Fatty do you have any moral
早 Morning
对不起啊 Sorry.
恭喜你 恭喜 谢谢 Congratulation. Thanks
一切都靠你了 恭喜 It's all up to you. Congratulation
我们刚刚开会的时候 We all agree during the meeting.
大家一致同意通过 You are the man to deal our business in the mainland.
你们是最适合去大陆为我们接洽那个
一八八一生发水的广告代理权的人选 About the 1881 Hair Growing Water agency right.
那个地方是个山卡罅的 That is a very undeveloped place.
其实那个地方不算偏僻 Actually it is not that far away.
你们坐火车去西安 First you take the train
再搭七个小时公车 then ride a seven hours bus trip.
再骑骡子走半天 Then ride a donkey for half a day journey.
然后自己爬个山头过去就到目的地了 Climb over the mountain you will arrive the place.
这是我登台义演的造型 怎么样 This is my acting's style how's it
真像是个状元 好有型啊 Looks like a Juan Yuan very stylistic.
有型就来捧场啊 Then you should come for my show.
下星期 我在大会堂为母校筹款义演 Next week I'll perform at my schools's hall.
我帮你订了十张五佰块钱的票 I had made a reservation for ten $500 ticket for you.
帮你订了十张五佰块的票
那就是五千块呀 You mean five thousand dollars all together.
我今天怎么这么衰呀 What a lousy day I am having.
还不算衰呢 It's not bad enough.
怎么样 迟哥 Why Brother Chi.
九哥 别逼人太甚了追债追到这里来 Brother Chiu don't force me too much chasing the debt over here.
扁他 先别动手 Beat him Wait
我最怕看到血了 我先闪一边去 I am scared of the blood let's go away from the Scene.
我 九哥 I Brother Chiu
他一定是欠人家的赌债不还 He must owed those guys lots of the gambling money.
被人家扁一顿啊 活该 They come to beat him up good for him.
怎么那么难看啊 How you look so ugly
你又挨打了 痛不痛 Are you hurt
当然痛啦 废话 Of course nonsense.
我帮不了你的忙 对不起 Sorry I can't help you.
帮 你帮忙还不是多一个挨揍的 Help you will be beaten up if you help.
要不要找个医生看看 Do you need a doctor
我领悟一个道理 I realize a theory.
什么道理 What theory
做人一定要发财 废话 I must get rich. Nonsense.
什么废话 我这一次去大陆 What nonsense This time I go to the mainland.
决定干一票大的走私生意 I decide to smuggle.
这什么路 都快颠死我了 What kind of road this is I almost get killed.
你忍耐一下吧 Be patient.
跟这些东西坐一部车 Sitting with these I almost get killed.
我看旦都快颠破了
口好渴 先喝点饮料吧 Thirsty let's drink something.
你们离我远一点啊 Get away from me.
到了没有了 Are we arrived
这一条路怎么这么像唐三藏取经的路 This road like the old route to get the Buddish Books.
是很像了 Looks like it.
又冷 八天都没洗澡 So cold didn't have a bath for eight days.
我肚子好饿哦 I am so hungry
我的衣服全穿在身上 怎么这么冷 I had all my clothes on I am still feeling cold.
我们山上都住这种房间 We all lived like this
有什么事就找我好了 call me if you need anything.
他说了半个钟头也不知道说什么 I didn't know what he is talking about.
就这句话我听懂了 Except this line.
那他说什么 他说这是总统套房 What did he say He said this is the president's suite.
神经病 总统坐牢的地方比这还漂亮 Nuts president's jail looks better that here.
先想个办法做走私生意吧 Think something to smuggle out.
不行 走私是犯法的 No it is illegal.
我管他犯不犯法 先联络他们 I don't care about it let's get contact first.
神经病 没有电话 Nuts there is no telephone here.
什么都没有 怎么通知他们呢 Nothing how to contact them
他们借了一级通讯设备给我 They borrow a first class communication system for me.
怎么会这么先进的 How are they so advance
绝对保密 这个是交易地图 Straight confidential this is the trading map.
行不行 当然行 Does it work Of course.
大哥 三更半夜来这种地方很危险的 Coming here at night is very dangerous.
有什么比穷还危险的 Nothing is more dangerous than poor.
同志 同志们 你们在哪里 Commardae where are you
俺在这儿呢 I am here.
他们在哪里 Where are they
你就是迟先生 是 货呢 Are you Mr. Chi Yes where is the goods
正点 发了 Good stuff we are rich.
这是汉朝的马 这全是中国的国宝 This is Had Dynasty's horse China's national treasure.
还挺像真的 是 Looks like a real one. Yes.
我们所卖的全是真货 这儿没有假的 We are selling for real stuff no fake goods here.
什么 我只是要假的 What I am looking for fake stuff.
我要带回香港去骗香港人 I tried to cheat the Hong Kong people.
这里没有假的 全是真的 They are all real.
如果这些是真货 那都是国宝 If these are real they are all national's treasure.
不能要 被抓到会枪毙的 Can't take it will get executed.
你不说 我不说 谁会知道 You don't say I don't who knows.
我们知道 We all know.
不要跑 要开枪了 站住 Don't run I am going to shoot at you stand over there.
不要开枪 Don't shoot
真的没有声音了 很听话吧 No more sound. Good boy
他们是不开枪 开炮了 快走 They don't shoot they just fire the cannon run quick.
迟先生 你们先走 Mr. Chi you go first
俺拼了命要掩护你们 let me cover you.
真不好意思 So sorry.
那俺先走了 你们掩护俺 Then I go first you cover for me.
快下去抓那两个有枪的 Go and catch those two with guns on hand.
有枪的 误会 Gun you were mistaken.
那个蛇咬了我 That snake bites me.
没事了 我帮你把毒吸出来了 No problem I helped you to suck the poison out.
你真够义气 一点不像你平常的为人 You are such a unusual friend.
谢谢你 Thank you.
投桃报李 我也被毒蛇咬到 I was bite by the snake too.
现在轮到你帮我吸毒了 Now is the turn you suck the poisoned blood out.
投桃报李 你要我帮你吸毒 You want me to suck it out.
吸哪里 Suck which part.
这里了 Here.
到了这个地步 你干脆壮烈牺牲算了 Up to this stage you should sacrifice.
你叫我死 你有没有搞错 没有 You told me to die are you kidding No kidding.
每次吃饭 我都让你吃大份的 I always let you eat the bigger portion.
三明治中间火腿也给你 I let you had the ham of my sandwich
上厕所也让你 let you have the toilet first.
你被毒蛇咬 我帮你吸毒 I suck the poisoned blood out for you.
你现在不帮我吸 Now you should do it too.
这么恶心的事 你也让我做 You asked me to do this disgusting thing.
你算讲义气吗
那我怎么办 What shall I do then
你要打死我 不 你镇定一点啦 You want to kill me. Be cool
你没有看过史泰龙救自己吗 Have you seen stalone helped himself out
你快伏下来 会不会死 Lie down. Am I dying
我怎么知道 快伏下 How do I know lie down quick.
那个史泰龙是个白痴 害我火烧屁股 That Stalone is a idiot have the fire burn off my ass.
你不要跑 我不认得路了 Don't run I don't recognized the road.
我要杀掉这个史泰龙 Ah Chi wait for me Ah Chi.
阿迟 等等我 阿迟 I am going to kill that Stalone.
我好害怕 阿迟 I am so scared.
大哥 你摔下来的时候也不会叫一声 Brother why don't you yell when you felt down.
我摔下来嘴巴都是水 怎么叫 My mouth is full of water how can I yell
快点想办法出去啊 Figure something out to get out of here.
那边有个东西 There is something over there.
小心一点 不要乱动 Be careful don't move.
巨金赠予有缘人 Money granted for you.
我发财了 我是有缘人 I am rich that's me.
赶快捡元宝啊 Pick up those gold.
都怪你贪心才动到机关的啦 It's you who touch the trick.
你没看到那边写着 贪心的人有祸了 Did you see it writes you are in trouble.
现在连洞口都封住了 快点找出口吧 There is no way out.
这么大个元宝 是人都会要的 What a big gold everyone will want to have it.
赶快找 Go and find the way out.
那边墙上有字 There are some words on that wall.
唯一生路 涉水而过 第二石室 Only way out against the water flow.
又要再下水 We had to be in the water.
小心一点 Be careful.
这东西这么这么重 Why it is so heavy
有东西勾住我了 怎么了 Something is stick on me. What
一条藤子吧 大惊小怪的 Just a rattan what to be scared.
蛇啊 蛇 Snake snake
快上来呀 Quick climb up.
怎么样 What What
你的屁股够吸引力 连蛇都喜欢咬 Your ass is so attractive even a snake like to bite.
你少幸灾乐祸了 Don't be too happy about it.
怎么样 到底是不是出口 What Is this the exit
不像是出口 感觉上好恐怖了 Doesn't like an exit feels very horrible.
你看 你看 一入铜钱 大放光明 Look Drop the coin Bright up the future.
是不是真的 Is it real
管他是真是假 反正我们又没铜钱 Who cares I don't have a coin.
说的也是 对了 这个行不行 You are right how about this one
要不要试试看 你试啊 Do you want to try it You try it.
有四副白骨 奇怪了
怎样 你看 What do you think Look.
这堆是什么东西 不知道 What is it there I don't know.
好漂亮 真难看 So pretty. Looks so ugly,
这么难看你还说漂亮 and you said it is pretty.
你说我们两个能不能出去 Do you think we can get out of here
只好听天由命了 It's up to the fate.
一代大侠龙剑飞葬身于此 The master of the decade Lung Chin Fi was buried here.
名字很熟 就是他 The name is very familiar. It's him.
他的样子好像我老爸 He looks like my father.
别开玩笑了 No kidding.
这什么东西啊 What is this
你生气的时候 脸会不会变色 When you are angry will your face change the color
不会 No.
你老实跟我说 你现在是不是很生气 Tell me frankly are you very angry now
没有 你很不对劲 No. You are very weird now.
你烦不烦 You are so bored.
可是你的脸 怎么会那么黑 Look at your face it is so dark in color.
神经 怎么这么黑 Nuts why is it so dark
不止手黑 你看 Not only your hand is dark look.
他是谁 Who is he Who is he
不是别人 是你自己 It is yourself.
你知不知道你现在很像个神 Do you know you look like a god now
你还笑我是个黑面神 You mean I like a Black face God.
不是 是麦可杰克逊 No like Michael Jackson.
原来这个世界上有黑人 There is color people
就是他的祖先中了毒 because his ancestors was poisoned.
一定是刚才的水蛇有毒 That snake must be a poisoned one.
怎么办 What shall we do now
对了古代大侠身边 Right most of the masters
多数带有解毒的仙丹 have the anti poison powder on hand.
你看 这盒在龙大侠身边找到的 Look this was found near master Lung's dead body.
大还丹 可能是这种了 This might be it.
拿出来看看 Take it out.
是两本书 七旋斩 如来神掌 Two books here Seven Cut and the Ru Lai Shen Chiuan Hand.
还有 这什么 What else What is this
不知道 I don't know.
可解百毒 倍增功力 一定是这种了 It must be this ease off the poison and strengthen your power.
有救了 你运气不错 You are saved. You are in good luck.
怎么了 看到解药就那么开心了 Why You are so happy when you saw the medicine.
这个就是仙丹 This is the pill for the god to swallow.
是 快吃了吧 能解百毒的 Right take it it will save your life.
来 吃呀 Come eat it.
我们是不是兄弟 Are we good brothers
当然是 你快吃了吧 Of course take it.
是就一人一半 不行 Half and half. No way.
如果不是你会说我吃屎 If you said I swallowed the shit
取笑我一辈子 you will laugh at me forever.
不行 那不是兄弟了 No that is no brother's behavior.
你神经病 干么咬我 Are you nuts Bites me.
我把毒传一点给你 I can spread some of the poison for you.
你一定要吃 一人一半 Your must eat half of it.
你中毒深 你吃大块的 You have the bigger part.
我这辈子没做过错事 I never did anything bad in my whole life.
唯一做的 就是交你这个朋友 The only mistake I made is to be your friend.
还真的有效 It really works.
是吗 Really
越来越白了 恢复的好快 Getting lighter color recovered so fast.
好了 真的有效 我们要发了 I am fine now we are rich.
你怎么一跳跳这么高 我的天 How can you jump so high My goodness.
难道我们有内功 拿那本书来尝一尝 May be I had the magic power now let me read that book.
这个妞比香港小姐还漂亮 先亲一下 This girl looks prettier then Miss Hong Kong.
快下去 你怎么这么猴急的 Go why are you so impatient
你不怕她脸上有毒 You don't afraid her face was poisoned.
什么 你看到没有 What Have you seen
看什么 她在眨眼睛 What She is moving her eyes up.
不会吧 No kidding.
小蛮 我昏迷了多久 Hsiu Mun what do you want
公主 我想有好一会儿了 Princess I think it is for a while already.
是你们救了我吗 不是 Did you save me No.
是 是我们救了你们 Yes yes we saved you.
你们两个穿的衣服怎么这么怪 Why both of you dressed so weird
你穿的不怪 You didn't wear different.
听你们说话 好像是中原腔 Listen your tone comes from the middle part of the China.
对 他们俩跟我们一样 都是南蛮子 Right they are the same as us from the south.
说的是中原腔 Talking in Middle's accent.
公主 我们两个也来说中原腔 Princess let's talk like them too.
好 Sure.
天残还在 我们快点走吧 Tien Chian is still around let's go.
你们要去哪里 Where are you going
趁着天残还没有醒 Before Tien awake
我们赶快离开这儿吧 let's get away this place.
要不然就来不及了 Otherwise it will be too late.
怕什么 就凭他 What to be afraid of
我们两个一压就把他压死了 we two can take care of him.
你可别小看他 Don't look down at him
他是天下邪派的第一高手 he is the best of the evil side.
他的武功很厉害 He is very good in martial arts.
公主 你先带他们走 Princess take them away
我来挡一阵子吧 let me slow him down.
小蛮 你要小心一点 Hsiu Mun be careful.
我们赶快找出口吧 你可别动 Let's find the exit first. Don't move.
他动了 公子 你快出掌打开个洞口 It is moving used your hand to open it up.
公子 你吃了大还丹没有 Did you eat the pill
吃过了 I did.
我们打开第二页 Let's watch page two
我来教你练佛笑迦罗 I'll teach you the martial arts
这是什么 照着这书上面的心法 What is this According to this book.
你要运用丹田之气发出笑声 Use your energy from the upper stomach to laugh try it.
笑呀 再用力的笑 Laugh harder.
对 出掌 Right hand out.
搞什么 没有用 What Useless.
你这样子太儿戏了 来 你再继续笑 You are too silly come try harder.
要笑得高兴一点 照书上这样子 According to the book laugh harder.
笑 再笑 Laugh more.
继续笑 Right keep it on.
对了 要用真气的力量来笑 笑 Right spend all your energy to laugh.
准备出掌 出掌 Ready hands out.
成功了 Success.
小蛮 公主 怎么样了 Hsiu Mun Princess what's wrong
过来 你干什么 快过来 Come what are you doing Come closer.
干什么 我的样子很狼狈吗 Why Am I look so terrible
天残醒了 我们快走吧 Tien Chian awake let's go now.
我帮你们去香港 他找不到你的 I'll bring you to Hong Kong he can't find you.
香港 Hong Kong.
那我们快走吧 走 Then let's go. Go
往那边 Over here.
云罗公主 就算你到天涯海角 Princess Yun Lo
我也要找到你 I'll find you wherever you go
公子 你的这盏油灯怎么这么奇怪 Sir your lamp is so different.
现在改名字了 叫手电筒 Now they changed the name it is called Electric lighter.
一吹就灭 你试试 Blow it off try it.
请问两位公子 现在是什么年份 What is the year now
九零年了 来一点 Nineties. Try some.
公主 你看这里的家俱 Princess look at the furniture
还有这洗澡桶 and the bath tub.
都跟我们用的一样的 The same as us.
不是 那是用来大便的 大便 No it is used for the bowel Bowels movement.
对了 九零年是至元几年 Right what year of Chi Yuan now
至元几年 What year of Chi Yuan
几百年吧 A few hundred years.
几百年 我们这一睡就睡了几百年了 We had been sleeping for a few hundred years already.
是 几百年了 Yes a few hundred years.
天残抓我来古墓之前 Tien Chian catch me to the cemetery.
逼我跟小蛮服下了千年人参王 Forced me to swallow the thousand years Jen Hsin.
说是可以增加八百年的寿命 可能 It can have eight hundred years more life time but
好了 我不管你什么可能 I don't care about any possibility.
也不想知道天残是什么人 I don't care about who Tien Chian is.
我只想知道你们两个是什么人 I just want to know who are you
我的名字叫小蛮 My name is Hsiu Mun.
她 就是有天下第一美人之称的 She is the most pretty girl in the world
云罗公主 Princess Yun Lo.
你们怎么还不下跪 Why don't you two kneeled down
我是查理斯王子 I am Prince Charles.
我是查理B王子 I am Prince Charles B.
查理B Charles B
这是我婢女叫小蛮 This is my servant
她是南方的蛮族人 Hsiu Mun from the south.
蛮族 怎么会说国语呢 Mun Clan how can she speak Mandarin.
我告诉你 早在元朝的时候 Let me tell you when it is in the Yuan Dynasty.
就已经流行国语了 We all speak Mandarin.
那我跟你也是蛮族罗 是呀 Then I was the same as yours too. Right
天残是天下第一邪派的高手 Tien Chian is the best of the evil side.
天残脚非常的厉害 Tien Chian is very powerful.
他抢了高丽千年人参服下 He got the thousand years old Jen Hsin to eat.
已经有了千年的寿命了 He had lived for over a thousand years already.
再找到大侠龙剑飞之墓 He went to the master Lung's grave
要拿如来神掌的秘笈 try to the book.
我想阻止他 谁知道被抓住了 I tried to stop him was caught by him.
来到这里 少林四大神僧也追到 Shao Lin's four monks were here too.
他们跟天残决斗 点中他的死穴 They fought against Tien Chian
但也被天残的内力给震死 were killed by him.
天残也僵化了 But Tien Chian was freezed by their power too.
在昏迷之前 用天蚕神功 Before he was pass out.
把我们两个人给包了起来 He surrounded us.
想不到山中方七日 世上已千年 I didn't realize it was passed for a thousand years already.
你们真是元朝人 可是稀有动物了 You two are the Yuan dynasty's people that's an antique.
稀有动物 天残为人 有仇必报 I'll revenge for myself to against Tien Chian.
他一定会来找我们的 He will come for us
我们要赶快离开这儿 let's escape.
没问题 我们可以带你们去香港 No problem we can bring you to Hong Kong.
你选香港小姐赢定了 You will win as Miss Hong Kong.
赢了有没有赏银两 Do I get the gold or silver for winning
你好像超龄了 You are over aged already.
就算没有超龄也不行 Even you are young enough can't win it too.
她们两个没有身份证 怎么过海关呢 They don't have the I.D. Card can't get through the custom department.
你神经的 Are you out of your mind
反正是要偷渡吧 Anyway it is smuggling,
偷渡进去还要什么身份证 who needs the I.D. Card.
你看 过了这两道铁丝网 Look over this iron curtain
就是到了香港了 there is Hong Kong.
再晚一点 那些阿兵哥去摸鱼的时候 Wait a few moment those soldiers take a lift.
我们就爬过去 We can climb over there.
不过要是遇到老虎的话 Even you meet the tiger
咱们大家各自保重了 be careful of yourself.
这么矮 一跳就跳过去了 I can jump over it.
胖妞 你少跟我吹牛了 Fat girl don't fool me.
就算是世运的跳高冠军都跳不过去的 Even the high Jump winner can't jump over it.
对不起 她乱说的 Sorry she is just kidding.
小姐 你不要害怕 Miss don't be scare
我一定会好好照顾你的 I'll take care of you.
你这个色狼 竟敢冒犯我们公主 You dare tried to touch my Princess.
小蛮 好了 小蛮 好了啦 Enough Hsiu Mun that's it.
站住 别跑 站住 Stop don't run stop.
没想到西洋的武器真的这么厉害 I didn't realize the western weapon is so powerful.
同志 我知道我犯了思想上的错误了 Comrade I knew my ideology was wrong.
我自己会批判自己的 你放了我吧 I'll criticize myself please release.
去死啦 小蛮 快点走吧 Go to hell. Hsiu Mun go faster.
还不走 快点走了 Go away quick.
出来 快说 他们是什么人 Come out say it who are they
他是民运分子 他 他们是民运分子 They are the People's Movement actives.
没想到现在的民运分子逃亡 I can't believe these people escape
真是出尽了奇招 try to every other methods.
民运分子这么大本领 People's Movement is so powerful.
要不要报告上级 Shall we inform the special squad
派特异功能的人来抓他们 to catch them.
你少在那儿胡说八道了 我报告上级 Don't be nonsense I'll report to the officers.
有人能够这么跳过铁丝网吗 Can anyone jump over this iron fence
你夸大敌人实力 you are exaggerate.
不把你调到北大荒接受再教育才怪呢 I'll transfer you to the north for re education.
就当什么事都没发生过 Pretend nothing has been happened.
是 什么事都没发生过 Yes nothing has been happened.
快起来 Up
送你到北大荒去接受思想再教育 send you to the North for re education.
饶了我吧 Please forgive me.
这里就是香港吗 Is this Hong Kong
听说这里叫九龙 I heard here is Kowloon.
公子 这间房子就这么大了吗 Sir this is the size of the room
拿着 我告诉你 香港是寸土寸金 Take it let me tell you Hong Kong's land is very expensive.
你就委曲一下吧 Just face it.
怎么乱打人呢 公子 How can you hit him Sir.
公什么子 叫我辉哥就可以了 Just called me brother Fi.
你肯收留我们 就已经是大恩大德了 You are going to keep us I am so impressed.
我们又怎么敢奢求呢 How can I ask anymore
小蛮 Hsiu Mun
以后公子说的话 就是我说的话 What Fi said is what I am saying.
你可一定要听 是 公主 You should listen to me. Yes Princess.
知道了吗 武公子 Understand Master Wu
以后有什么事情需要小蛮做的 if you need anything Hsiu Mun to do it.
请尽管吩咐 Just tell me.
你跟这两个怪人扯完了没有 Are you finished with these two wierdo
瞧那可怕的淫贼 Look at that dirty
竟然穿着这么淫亵的衣服 thief wears so sexy.
公主 你快下令 Princess give the order.
我们一定要把他凌迟处死 We should executed them.
不要吵了 坐下 Sit down don't shout.
不要管她们只请了半天假 该上班了 Forget about them about time to work.
叫她们自己看说明书吧 Ask them read the instruction manual.
这些说明书不是英文就是意大利文 These are either English or Italian.
你想想 她们两人看得懂吗 Do you think they understand it
看图画也应该懂 They should know how to read the map.
神经 Nuts.
淫贼 妖女 What a dirty girl
处罚他 Punish them.
你们千万别乱动那些东西 我该上班 Don't touch those books I am going to work.
等我回来就教你们怎么用这些东西 Wait until I am off I'll teach you use these.
因为这些东西 都带着电 These are all with electricity.
电 懂不懂 Electricity understand
公子 让我们自己 Master let us
模索一下这其中的奥妙 study it by ourselves.
也许能够得窥一二呢 May be I can work it out.
公子 你有所不知 Master you don't know it.
我们公主是宫内女红缝纫第一高手 Our Princess is the best in emberdories.
也是珍馐百味斋主大高手的唯一传人 She can cook very well too.
她缝衣做饭的功夫 那才是独霸天下 She is the best.
小妹 把衣服洗了 Wash the clothes.
公子 怎么你们这里的布料 Master why are your clothes.
好像粪便那么臭呢 Smells stink.
少说废话了 走吧 Don't bull shit go.
我回来之前 千万不要动那些东西 Before I come back don't touch it.
知道吗 Understand
我忘了问他们 这附近哪有小河 I forget to ask them where is the river around
我现在怎么洗衣服呢 How can I wash the clothier
你还吃得下 Can you eat
今天吃了老板的排头还没吃够 Are you not enough to have the boss yelling
就算我不吃 别人也得要吃的 Even I don't take it others will.
她不会用厨房的东西 She doesn't know how to cook
搞不好弄得瓦斯外泄了 she might have a gas leak.
满屋子的瓦斯 千万不能按铃 Too much gas don't touch the ring bell.
一按铃就爆炸了 It will blow up.
公主 他们回来了 Princess they are back.
你不要让他们进来 Don't let them in.
是 Yes.
去 出去 出去啦 Go go out go out
你们暂时不能进来 You can't come in yet.
不管怎么样 总让我们进去看看 No matter what happen let me see.
我们公主说不行就是不行的 My princess said you can't.
公主说过我说的话就是她说的话 Princess said what I said she will do.
说的也是啊 You are right.
什么事 把门关上 What Closed the door.
是 侍侯 Yes. Take care.
冷气 电视全开了 Air condition television are on.
好吃啊 太好吃了 不错 Taste so great. Not bad.
这些菜 全是公主做给你们吃的 These food are cooked by the princess for you to eat.
真的 她会用厨房的东西吗 Can she used the kitchen to cook
公主来了 Princess is coming.
lssey Miyaki 是哪儿摸来的 Issey Miyaki where did you get it
不是 我照着书上自己做的 No I tailored as it is on the book.
你有布吗 用你们的窗帘布啊 Do you have any textiles Used your curtain textiles.
难怪这么眼熟呢 No wonder it looks familiar.
我也做了一件 不过现在不给你们看 I did for myself too but I won't let you see now.
说真的 你到底是不是古代人 Tell me frankly are you the real ancient people
又会看时装杂志 You read the magazine
又会用屋里所有的电气 you can use the electricity.
你有没有骗我们啊 Are you cheating me
没有 你说的那本意大利文的书 No you said it is an Italian book.
我能够看得懂的 I can read it.
少吹牛了 干脆说成吉思汗是你老爸 Bull shit you should say Kahn is your father too.
又对 他应该算是我的曾祖父了 Right he is my great grand father.
我能看懂这种外国文字呢 I can read this foreigners' book.
是因为有一个叫 Because
马可波罗的外国人来过京城 Marco Polo had been in the town.
是他教给我的 He taught us.
马可波罗 马可波罗是你师父 Marco Polo Marco Polo is your teacher
还有 你们放在食物箱里的面 Those noodles inside your refrigerator.
这是我当年送给马可波罗 Those were the noodles I taught Marco Polo
带回意大利的 brought it back to Italy.
意大利面是中国传过去 不可能吧 What the spagatti was coming from China impossible.
还有 这个烧饼也是我们教他做的 Those pancake I taught him too.
Pizza 是中国烧饼 Pizza was Chines pancake.
宋代有个人叫武松 Sung Dynasty had a guy named Wu Sung
武松的长兄叫做武大郎 his brother is Wu Da Lang.
他专卖这种烧饼的 He specialized in selling this type of cake.
他说武大郎是卖Pizza的 你信不信 He said Wu Da Lang selling the pizza can you believe her
当然信啊 Of course.
所以武大郎穷的把老婆卖给西门庆了 Wu Da Lang is so poor he had to sell his wife to Sze Mun Chin.
还有这么多怎么吃得下呢 How Can I eat all these
以前皇帝用膳 有一百多道菜呢 The emperor used to eat more than hundred dishes.
这个叫什么 What is this called
你吃的这个叫香酥鸭盒子 You are eating crispy duck.
好甜啊 这条是什么 So sweet what is this
天香一品糕 Sweet cake
是用七种水果做成的甜品 made by seven different fruits.
是我做的 I made it.
那这个呢 How about this
是辉哥的皇室牌香皂 Fei's soap.
怎么这个都上桌了 Why is it on the table
奴婢罪该万死 I forget to get it
我用完就忘了放回茅厕了 back after I used it.
认识你真倒霉啊 To know you is my misfortune.
你没事吧 迟公子 水来了 Are you alright. Master Chi water is coming.
迟大侠 Master Chi.
我去换我的新衣服给你们瞧瞧 Let me changed the cloth I tailored for myself for you to see.
我看了会长针眼 我先去洗澡了 Let me take a shower first or else my eyes will be infected.
我的内裤怎么不见了 Where is my underwear
公子 小蛮漂不漂亮 Master is Hsiu Mun pretty
你 You
我的新衣是不是华丽又不凡啊 How about my new underwear
你连我的传家之宝都用上了 You even used my family's treasure.
这一条裤子是Honey送给我的 This underwear was given by my Honey.
每次见面都要穿这一件的 还给我 I had to wear this whenever I meet her.
还给我 你拿来 Give it back to me.
真是男女授受不亲 You can't touch me.
我的冰肌毛骨小香脐被你看到了 You saw my body already.
你叫我以后怎么见人啊 How can I face others from now on
你这个德性不见人也好 You better not to see other people.
公主 你一定要替小蛮做主 Princess you must take care Hsiu Mun.
请问迟公子 你是不是看过她的肚脐 Did you see her belly
我从来没看过这么多污垢的肚脐 I never saw such dirty belly.
公子 小蛮十一岁就进宫 Master Hsio Mun was in the palace
她虽然是我的婢女 since She is eleven.
但是跟我情同姐妹 She is like my sister too.
她从小就守身如玉 绝对是处子之身 She is definitely a virgin.
你看看 她的手上还有一颗守宫砂呢 Look her hand still had a virgin mark.
如果公子真的跟她有肌肤之亲的话 If you touch her.
我就把小蛮许配给你 I will have her married you.
看一下肚脐就要我娶这个三八 You want me to married her just because I saw her belly.
那沙滩走一圈 我不是检都检不完了 If I were on the beach I can pick so many girls then.
公子言下之意 是不要小蛮了 You mean you don't want to marry her.
当然啦 小蛮 Of course. Hsiu Mun
你就在公子的面前自尽吧 Kill yourself in front of him.
自尽 好 Suicide great.
不要 不要这样 快阻止她 No don't stop her.
没有这么严重吧 It won't be that serious.
公子 有所不知 我们元朝的女子 Master you don' t know for the girls of Yuan dynasty.
贞操观念是一样很重要的 Virginity is very important.
公子看了她的肚脐 如你不要她的话 You saw her belly if you don't marry her.
她除了死之外 就没有第二个选择了 She had to die without any choice.
不可能吧 一定有办法 你想想看 That's impossible there must be other alternate way.
有 不过你一会不会选的 Yes but you won't choose it.
什么不会选 一定选 What I won't take it I'll.
就是杀死你 That's kill you.
我砍死你 我砍 砍死你 I'll kill you kill you.
你看了我的小香脐不要我 我砍死你 You had seen my belly I am going to kill you.
你跑 你给我跑 跑 Don't run you dare to run away
你不要乱来 Don't ace foolishly.
其实小蛮也不错 Actually Hsiu Mun is not a bad girl.
你说什么 What do you mean
你想想看 她手上还有守宫砂 Think of it she is still a virgin.
上哪儿去找啊 Where can you find a virgin these days
就像猫熊快绝种了 物以稀为贵 Just like to panda a very rare animal.
你不是开玩笑的吧 You must be kidding.
凡事不要太执着了 明白吗 Just think too much understand.
古代可以娶三妻四妾 For the ancient people you can marry more than one wife.
你就将就着点 Just married her
娶她回去家里 当个女佣使唤 treat here like you servant.
就算你出去花天酒地 Even you go out for another girl.
你说对 她永远不敢说不 是不是 She won't dare to say a word.
真的不吃亏 真的 I won't loss anything. Really.
过来 Come here.
你不是不要我了吗 Aren't you say you don't want to marry me
要我娶你也行 真的 If you want me to marry you. Really
不过以后我叫你坐就坐 站就站 Buy you had to listen to me forever.
叫你洗脸不能洗手 You did what I tell you to do so.
叫你刷牙不能漱口
遵命 出嫁从夫 相公 Yes whatever my husband's order I will follow.
如果你不守妇道 我就把你休了 If you don't perform as a good wife I'll fire you.
先帮我捶捶背 Help my back.
不行 我们还没成亲 不可以见面的 No I didn't marry you yet I can't see you.
一切从简 立刻报到 Let's do it simple report right the way.
不行啦 最少要揭一下头巾 No at least I need a face handkerchief.
头巾是吧 Face handkerchief.
礼成 捶吧 Finished massage my back.
先捶腿 这不就成了吗 My leg first. It works.
公子 如果不是蒙你们相救 Master if you didn't help us.
我们就会长埋在古墓之中了 We will be inside the grave forever.
既然你有旷世奇缘 吃了大还丹 Since we have fate to meet each other and you had swallowed the pills.
有了五十年的功力 You had fifty years martial arts power.
我索性依照秘笈 I can teach you
教你练成九式如来神掌 the martial arts according to that book.
以免了绝世武功夫传啊 In case no one will ever perform it.
如来神掌共分九式 The Magic Hand had nine acts.
学会第一到第八式就可独步江湖 If you can play the first eight acts you can go anywhere.
至于最后一式万佛朝宗 About the last act.
那更是天上地下有武功以来 That is the most power act in the world.
威力最大的一招 It was used only three times
相传只用过三次 as I had been told.
第一次是释迦用来打败大魔神 The first time is the Buddha beat over the Evil.
第二次是火云邪神打败三绝掌 The second time is the Fire God win over Three Power Hands.
第三次是龙剑飞打败天残脚 The last time is Long Chin Fi win over the Tien Chian.
你们有没有在听啊 Did you hear what I say
这 这个我们当然有在听啦 Of course I am listening.
究竟你想不想听 Do you want to learn
我很想学 学了可以发财的
如来神掌包含了内功 外功 轻功 This magic power includes different type of acts.
还有防身真气 To protect your body too.
学成之后 就等于练成了所有的武功 After you learned it it means you had learned everything.
所以骨骼跟根基要适合才能够练的 So it needs a good body to learn it.
我怎么样 How about me
你资质鲁钝 骨格平常 心浮气燥 You are too stupid your body is not fit enough.
顶多练到七旋斩 You can only learn the Seven Hands Cut.
我在山洞黑里就已经会使用七旋斩了 But I used that act inside the mountain hole.
你那一次 是误打误撞 You just work
根本不叫练成了 it out by luck.
小蛮 你依照秘笈上的修练方法 Hsiu Mun do as the book said.
到那边去教你的相公 Teach your husband over there.
走吧 Go.
那我们怎么练啊 How are we going to practice
我现在教你第一式 佛飞西天 I teach you the first act Buddha flying to the west.
舌顶上颚 气运丹田 Tongue's up concentrate breathe look at your nose.
眼观鼻 鼻观心
把你的真气运至全身 Concentrate your breathing.
你已经学会了佛飞西天的内功心法了 Now you had got the first act already.
现在运用真气 从三十楼跳下去 Now start to breath through your body.
你就可以九霄云外 翱翔天际了 You can feel like in the sky.
跳下去啊 Jump.
不会有事的 It won't hurt.
好高 So high.
真的要我跳下去 Am I really had to jump
姿势展开 你就有如神龙在天了 Just like a dragon in the sky.
你不要吓我了吧 我不跳行不行 Don't force me I don't want to jump.
我已经下定决心了 I had made up my mind
就算打死我我也不跳下去 I am not going to jump.
公子 干么 Master. What
你看着我的眼 Look at my eyes.
看着我 在我眼中你看到什么了 Look at me what do you see
你知道我想怎么样啊 Do you know what do I want
你想怎么样 What do you want
我想 推你下去 I want push you down.
佛飞西天 Buhdda Flying to the West.
成功了 I am success.
怎么样 你没事吧 What Are you alright
是 我没事 I am fine.
那你用佛飞西天再飞上来啊 You used the same technique fly up here.
好 很危险 你们先进去 对 Find very dangerous you go in first right
要我再飞上去有电梯不搭 白痴 Are you out of your mind I can take the elevator instead of flying.
你昨晚练功练了怎么样了 How did you practice last night
我学会了前面八掌啊 I have learned the first eight acts.
我比你行 七旋斩我全学会了 I am better than you I learned the Seven Cut already.
其实我们武功盖世了 Since we are so good
干么还要上班呢 why should we go to work anymore
你以为武功盖世要打劫银行吗 You think you can go to rob the bank.
做人要踏实地的 You should down to the earth.
最起码做完这个月再说吧 At least work after this month.
计程车 Taxi.
看来只好搭专线公车了 I think we have to take the bus.
我的孙子到哪儿去了 开门 Where is my grandson Open the door.
司机 你快停车啊 Please stop the bus.
佛飞西天 Buhdda Flying West.
加油啊 加油 Go go go
我不晓得有没有看错啊 Did I see it wrong that guy can run faster than the bus.
有个人跑得比公车还快 Everyone is faster than the bus
塞车的时候 什么人都比公车跑的快 when you are in the traffic jam.
乖 不要哭啊 Don't cry.
我的乖孙子 先生 真谢谢你啊 Thank you sir my grandson.
神经病 你活得不耐烦了吗 Nuts do you want to die
你才活得不耐烦 说我 I think you want to get kill. You say me.
我不是说你 我 我是说他 Not you him.
就算你不是说我 我也当你说我 Anyway I think you mean me.
你这样开车 我要吊销你驾照 I will cancel your driving license with your crazy driving.
拜托 千万不要吊销我的驾照 Please don't cancel my license.
这件事不关我的事 分明是想陷害我 This is none of my business don't trick me.
你这副德性 就算陷害你也没人反对 No one will complain with your look.
长官 再给我一次机会吧 Officer give me another chance.
快拿驾照出来 不要说废话了 快点 Don' t talk get your license out.
阿迟 你的赌债还不还 Ah chi where is your gambling debt
九哥 你又来了 Brother Chiu you are here
我好怕怕 你不要打我了 don't hurt me I am so afraid.
这么说是没钱还了 You mean you don't have any money.
有也还给你啊 I won't give you even I have money.
你每一次都打我 都打得这么狠 Every time you hurts me so heavy.
当然要狠 而且每次要换花样 Of course because you change tricks every time.
不然怎么够刺激 Otherwise it is not excited.
阿辉 让我自己跟他们去太平梯 Ah Fi I'll go to the exit with them.
兄弟一场 我不会连累你的 I won't get you involved since we are pals.
就让他们打个痛快好了 走吧 Let them beat me enough go.
请你们喝茶 Please have a cup of tea.
我做人啊 一向是最公平的 I am always in fair condition.
从现在开始 From now
你打我一拳 我擘你一掌 you hit me one I'll hit you one.
不打行不行 不要打了 Can I not to fight
不打不行啊 No way.
不必还钱行不行 You don't have to pay me the money.
不还钱就打 不过不打就不行 I don't want to pay but I want to fight.
你们还真打 你说不打不行 You are really in fight. You said we have to fight.
你听不懂反话 You don't understand the ironic.
现在有地位的中国人说话都不算数的 The Chinese with status's speech means nothing.
我打醒你们这些臭小子 I'll boat you up to clear up your mind.
救命 Help
我砍 I'll cut.
迟不多是吗 是 Are you Mr. Chi Yes
我是高篱九的大哥高篱八 I am Kao Li Chiu's brother Kao Li Pa.
你打我弟弟 我要替他报仇 I'll revenge because you beat up my brother.
有种立刻到红磡民俗街跟我决一死战 If you have gut come to meet me in Hung Ham.
不去就是不好种 You better be there if you are a man
好 这次要你好看 Good I'll give you a good lesson this time.
高篱八 高篱九 你迟哥来了 Kao Li Chi Kao Li Pa I am here.
你们竟敢跟我挑战 You dare to fight against me
有什么本事就使出来 come and try your best
高篱八 高篱九 有多少人 How many people did you bring along
全部都给我出来 You better all come out.
免得我一个一个找你们 出来 Better than I had to find each of you.
有没有搞错 What's the big deal
欠钱而已 干么浇大便啊 owing some money you had to flush the shit.
就是这个小子 用妖术整我们的 It's him who use the magic tricks t us
你们这是干什么 What are you doing
用黑狗血跟屎尿浇过 Used the black dog's blood
你什么妖术都没有用了 and urine will solve your trick.
你用屎尿浇我 我砍死你们 You dare to pour that on me I am going to kill you.
不灵了是不是 It doesn't work anymore
现在轮到我兄弟们上场了 now is my turn to kill you.
兄弟们 斩了这固臭道士 Brothers kill this guy.
你太夸张了 来这么多人 You are too much ask so many people come.
我相公到底在那里吗 Trust me over there.
你相信我 我没骗你吧 在那里 Where is my husband
娘子 救命 娘子 My dear wife help.
相公 粪便 Husband shit on your body.
谁敢伤害我相公 Who dare to do it on my husband
我 Me
快走 Go quick go.
佛光初现 The Buhdda appeared.
佛笑迦罗 The Buhdda smiles.
佛动凡心 The Buhdda Starts.
佛也发火 The Buhdda is angry.
还不走 You better leave.
原来你的如来神掌比我还棒 Your technique is better than mine.
那不是天下无敌了 You are the best in the world.
才不是 天残比他还厉害 No Tien Chian is better than him.
你这傻瓜 天残在大陆 怎么出来 You are so dumb Tien Chian is in the mainland.
老兄 站住 Brother stop.
有什么指教 What can I do for you
擦了它 无理取闹 Take it off. Nonsense
你找死呀你 You are looking to get kill.
这位同志 出手太重了吧 Comrade you are too heavy on him.
少管闲事 我只是教训他 None of your business I just teach him a lesson.
不取他的命 已经是手下留情了 He is in good luck I didn't kill him.
彼此都是气功师 Both of you learn the same technique.
但是同志的功夫 好像特别的霸道 But comrade's technique is kind of over.
不像是特异功能中人呀 Doesn't look like a special technique person.
你是谁 Who are you
我叫严真 I am Yin Chin.
老家伙 你的样子很辛苦对吧 Old guy you looks very hard working.
我看你也很辛苦 看看你吧 I think you are very hard working too
汗流夹背啊 sweats all over you back.
老家伙 你这副骨头撑不了多久了 Old guy I think you can't stand any longer.
你也撑不了多久的 小兄弟 You can't either young guy.
大家不要那么辛苦了 好不好 Don't try too hard O.K.
好 我们大家都不要这么辛苦 Fine let's leave it
一 二 三 1,2,3.
好 我们的内功平分秋色 Fine our power are the same.
可是我还有一招 百年功力的天残脚 But I still have a special technique of Tien Chian Foot.
现在我要跟你比试一下 I want to fight against you.
严师父 打他 Master Yin hit him.
严师父 教训他 Master Yin give him a lesson.
打什么打 你们没看见我快起不来了 I can't stand up at all.
你们自己看着办吧 You better watch yourself.
我们修道之人 以行善为本 We study the Buhdda working the goodness.
不喜欢跟人争强斗狠 We don't like to fight.
你喜欢怎么样 随便你好了 What ever you like go ahead.
好 你不敢跟我打 Good you don't fight with me
以后这里就以我为尊了 I am the boss in the area.
而我就是你们的老大了 You guys call me Big Brother from now on.
好 你说怎么样就怎么样吧 Sure whatever you say.
老大 Biggie
你带制作费跑哪儿去了 Where is the production fee
昨天你不回家睡 小蛮乎了一整夜 Last night you didn't go home Hsiu Mun yells the whole night.
每天早上起来也不发财 I can't get rich.
我只好去澳门赌一赌了 So I went to Macau to gamble.
你去澳门了 You went to Macau.
我还在澳门引起轰动的 I am famous in Macau.
我昨天在百家乐桌连中二十一口庄 Last night I won twenty straight bit.
你发财了 可以走了 You are rich you can leave then.
可是今天连输二十二口闲 But I lost more than twenty shots today.
通常的结局都是这样子的 That is the ending as usual.
你先不要跟人家说话好不好 Don't tell others please.
那制作费跟武行的钱怎么办 全没了 How about those production fees
叫他们义务帮忙行不行 Ask them help without pay.
你去说 You tell them.
你看好 有说服力的成功人 Look see the guy who can convince others
是怎么样的说服群众 how to talk.
武行准备好了 没问题 Are you ready stuntman No problem.
钢丝准备好了没有 好了 How is the wire Fine.
摄影机怎么样 How is the camera
所有人准备了 开麦拉 拍 Everyone is ready camera action.
怎么他们两个自己上 Why did they act on the scene
不然怎么办啊 Otherwise what can they do
还蛮像回事的 是吧 Looks like real is it
卡 快过来帮忙收钢丝了 Cut come over here to collect the wire.
假装收钢丝 知道吗 Pretend you are picking up the wire understand
收钢丝了 Pick the wire.
快点啊 快来帮迟哥把钢丝剪掉啊 Quick come help chi to cut off the wire.
没有钢丝啊 没有啊 There is no wire here.
没有钢丝 真的没有的 No wire. There is no wire here.
这什么东西 看清楚了吗 What is this Did you see it clear
把它剪掉啊 在哪儿啊 Cut it off. Where
来 好 可以了 拿着吧 Come good that is it take it.
看什么 快走了 走了 What are you looking Go.
过关了吧 过关了 Passed Passed.
大侠汉堡包 第四个钟头 Takeone Master Hamburger fourth shot take one.
做我们大侠的 通常都会消耗体力 As the Master we spend a lot of energy.
所以每次练功之后 After practice
我一定吃大侠汉堡包 I always eat The Master Hamburger.
各路大英雄 吃大侠汉堡包 Dear friends have a Master Hamburger.
读书精神好 考试考不倒 Study in good spirit won't be afraid of examination.
大侠也要吃汉堡包 Master have to eat the Hamburger too.
大姐 我通过了 I am passed too.
念完了啊 好聪明啊 Finished very clever
大侠爱吃汉堡包 纯正牛肉吃的饱 Master like to eat hamburger made of pure beef.
香港市民添口福 吃过就是乖宝宝 People in Hong Kong is in luck to eat the real stuff.
大侠爱 糟了 我不记得了 Master like shit I can't remember the line.
可不可以再给我一次机会 Can I have another chance.
好吧 再给你一次机会 Alright I'll give you another chance.
原来是秘密帮会 买点心也要念暗号 They are the secret clan to read the special code.
香港市民添口福 吃过就是乖宝宝 Hong Kong people are in good luck to have the good stuff to eat.
算你对了 You knew it.
谢谢哥哥 到你 Thanks brother. Your turn.
大侠爱吃汉堡包 Master like to eat hamburger.
大侠爱吃点麻麻 神经牛肉全是毛 Master like to eat the back stuff crazy beef full of hair.
香港市民添口福 吃过之后洗泡泡 Hong Kong people is in luck had to wash after eating.
因为只有万佛朝宗才能够克制天残脚 Only the last act can beat Tien Chian.
要是没有悟出万佛朝宗 If you can't understand the Fullhouse Buhdda.
就没有人能够打败他了 No one can beat him.
不可能吧 你们的时代才那样 Impossible that is in your period.
我们的时代就不同了 We are different we have many weapons.
我们有很多的武器呀 We have bullets
有子弹 飞弹 原子弹 还有氢气弹 cannons atomic bombs unclear bombs.
再高的武功也没有用的 Even the best technique won't help.
你是说西洋武器 对 You mean the western weapons. Right.
他有个天残手套就能抵挡的了了 If he had a Tien Chian Gloves with do.
在哪买的 SEVENELEVEN Where to buy At Seven Eleven.
真的 不是开玩笑的 Really are you kidding
我老爸有没有打电话来 没有 Did my faster call No.
打来千万不要说我在 Don't tell him I am here.
不然又跟我要钱了 E is asking me for money.
谁理你呀 Who cares
他向你要钱 也是应该的 Even if he asked it is reasonable.
我老爸没有人性的 My father needs the money to gamble
为赌 为色 好色 好打架 drink fight and ask for the girls.
我跟他只学了三成而已 I only learned a little bit from him.
那他不是人了 Then he is not a human being.
他不是人 是作家 他老爸是写小说 He is not a human bring he is a writer.
古蛇 虎头蛇尾的蛇 像不像 Lions head with snake body how's it
他的手插在你口袋里面干什么 Why is his hand inside your pocket
他趁拍照的时候摸走了我三千块钱 He stole three thousand dollars during taking the picture.
大侠才吃汉堡包 你不是大侠 Only Master eat the hamburger you are not the master.
吃香蕉 Eat the banana.
怎么回事啊 What's up
天残脚很厉害的 小心一点 Tien Chian is very powerful be careful.
他就是天残 He is Tien Chian.
好小子 居然学会了如来神掌 Kid you even have learned the Ru Lai Shen Chiuan.
你最好快点离开 要不然的话我就 You better leave or I
你想怎么样 What do you want
你别那么老土说要报警啊 Don't try to call the police.
我就是准备这么说的 I almost say that.
不要呀 No.
云罗公主 我爱你爱了七百年了 Princess Yun Lo I loved you over seven hundred years.
难道你一点都不感动 Don't you even get move.
天残 你死了这条心吧 Tien Chian forget about it.
你死了这条心吧 You better drop this mind.
我知你爱上了这个小子 我要杀了他 I knew you love this kid I am going to kill him.
你不怕万佛朝宗吗 是呀 Don't you afraid of Wan Fu Chia Chung. Right.
你已经领悟了万佛朝宗 You knew it already
还没有 你怎么那么笨 Not yet. You are so dumb.
我本来就没有学会的 Why hit me I didn't learn it.
干么要骗他说我学会了呢 Why should I had to cheat him that I knew it.
上面拆房子啊 Are you tearing off the building.
没关系 我们换了地方吃吧 Don't worry we will change another area to eat.
叫你别买这个房子 你偏要买 Tell you don't buy this house but you refuse my suggestion.
好了 不要打了 That's it don't fight.
盖这个房子的人真是缺德 岂有此理 The one who build this building is so terrible.
偷工减料 将来一定不得好死 Cheating in the building materials he won't die so comfortable.
你不要这么说 那我要怎么说啊 Wife don't say like this. What shall I say then
其实这房子也不错的 设计的蛮好的 Actually this house had a pretty good design.
你看 墙壁也蛮结实的 Look the wall is very concrete.
怎么连脚都来了 How come there is a leg here.
你怎么样 我没事 What I am fine.
天残 你不要太过分了 Tien Chian you are too much.
不关你们女人的事 我们男人来 Don't worry not the girl's business let man handle it.
你走开 快走开呀 Go away.
连这招也使出来了 我帮不了忙了 I can't help you he use this act.
你走开 佛也发火 Go away I am really angry.
天残发火 非同小可 Tien Chian is angry very powerful.
幸好还有一堆火苗 Luckily there are some fire left.
我来帮你 Let me help you.
你不要发火 先穿衣服 Don't get mad get dress first.
你先休息一下 我知道 You take a rest first I know.
你真狠毒 点中了他们的笑穴 You are so mean press on their laugh point
一个时辰之内就会笑死的 within one hour they will laugh to death.
与我为敌的 For those against me
极少数极少数人一定要死 hardly can survive.
我是说一定要受到公平而宽大的处罚 I mean they should be punished with fairness.
废话 Nonsense.
云罗公主 我是真心的爱你 Princess Yun Lo I am really love you.
就算再等七百年 我也要得到你 Even you ask me to wait for another seven hundred years I'll.
我不要你啊 I don't want you.
阿迟 快找家伙来帮忙 Ah Chi get some equipment's to help.
阿迟 Ah Chi.
万佛朝宗 All the Way Buhdda.
我下面还没打架 你上面打得一团乱 I don't start rolling you are fighting a mess.
龙剑飞 Lung Chin Fi
龙大侠 阿迟在那边 Master Lung Ah Chi is right there.
我不是龙大侠 我是古大侠 I am not Master Lung I am Master Ko.
好重啊 扫把也行 So heavy the brushes will do.
你不要用你师父 Don't try to use your teacher's name to trick me.
火云邪神古汉魂的名头来吓我
我知道你是龙剑飞 I know you are Lung Chin Fi.
我说过我不是龙剑飞 I've told you I am not Lung.
你们两个干么笑个不停啊 Why are you two can't stop laughing
找家伙不去帮我打这个计程车司机 Go get some thing and help me beat up this taxi driver.
连龙大侠也要用兵器 Even Master Lung needs a weapon.
敌人是何方高手 这么厉害 Who is the enemy so powerful.
他们那么多人 我只有一个人 They have so many people I am only one person.
一定被他们吃定了 He is finished.
他说自己是武功盖世的天残脚呀 He said he is the King of Martial Arts Tien Chian Foot.
你在说什么 What are you talking about
听我说吧 他是疯人院出来的 Listen to me he is out from the Psychiatry Center.
他把你当成大侠龙剑飞了 He treated you as Lung Chin Fi.
可是他疯的不离谱 He is really crazy.
他是个神经病 一发作就乱砍人 He is very crazy try to hurt others.
你要帮忙撑到底哦 You should stand behind me all the time.
好 算你有眼光 Fine you got taste.
我本来已经隐姓埋名 不理江湖的事 Actually I was out of the society for so many years.
现在既然被你认出来了 Since you recognized me.
正好我跟楼下的车夫在吵架 Plus I had a quarrel with the taxi driver downstairs.
但是我不愿意暴露真正的身分 But I don't want to expose our identity.
所以我想请你帮我打发他们 So I need your help to ask them away.
难得龙大侠开口 这个忙我一定帮 Since Master Lung ask I'll try my best to help.
我的天残神功就要练到第九层了 My Tien Chian Kung Fu is almost done.
龙大侠放心 Master Lung
任何高手 我都不怕 来 don't worry I am not afraid of anyone.
何方小辈 竟敢冒犯龙大侠 Who is the guy dare to offense Master Lung
老家伙 弄个怪物来吓我 Old man where did you find this monster to scare me
大家上啊 Let's go.
撞死你这个怪物 Knock down the monster.
天残脚 Tien Chian Foot.
这么厉害 还没完呢 So powerful Not yet finished.
万佛朝 All the Buhdda
龙大侠 果然厉害 Master Lung very powerful.
这还用说 你使出了天残脚 Of course you can use the Tien Chian Foot.
我只说了三个字而已 I only said those three words
就吓得他们逃之夭夭 they were all scare away.
我跟阿迟去对付天残 Me and Ah Chi will fight against Tien Chian
你立刻保护云罗走 you can protect Princess.
我的媳妇的力气还真大 My daughter in law is very strong.
天残 我们不可以在这么多人的面前 Tien Chian we can't show in front of these people.
公开我们惊世骇俗的武功啊 Our powerful martial arts.
龙大侠 果然有见地 Good
你认为该当如何呢 where do you think is appropriate
在下认为 不如上楼再谈吧 Let's talk upstairs.
好 Sure
龙大侠 我一定要找回云罗公主 Master Lung I'll get back my Princess Yun Lo.
天残 你太落伍了 Tien Chian you are out of date.
你知不知道 Do you know
为什么中国那么多地方我都不去 I didn't go to that many places in Hong Kong
偏偏要留在香港呢 为什么 And prefer staying in Hong Kong. Why
就因为这个地方美女如云 Because this place had so many pretty girls.
像云罗这种女孩子满街都是 Like Yun Lo's face are so many.
不相信 你看看 If you don't believe look around.
你们两个马上 You two
把所有的美女统统抢回来 get all the pretty girls for me.
这个年代 要女孩子不用抢 For this decade we don't need guns for the girls.
只要你有钱 她们就会走过来 They will come if you have money.
还是花心思多赚点钱 You better spend more time on earning the money.
好 好主意 Good idea.
他也说好主意 He is agree with me.
明天你们两个跟我去钱庄 Tomorrow you two follows me
抢三万两黄金回来 go to rob some gold from the shop.
不行 No no way.
不去就毙了你们 I'll kill you if you don't go.
吃不完兜着走了 就是啊 I won't set you free. You are right
对了 我想起来了 Right I had one thing
有一样东西给你们吃 want to let you eat.
把这个给我吃下去 Eat it.
这是什么啊 What is this
你专门是养虫的 废话 You are the insect specialized. Nonsense.
吃了它 这什么虫啊 Swallow it. What is it
这叫天蚕虫 This is Tien Chian insect
你们吃了以后 如果想开溜 if you want to run away.
我只要敲这面鼓 As long as I knock this drum
不 不要敲 No no don't knock.
你们马上会肠穿肚烂 而死 Your stomach will break right the way.
你好狠啊你 You are so tough.
怎么搞的 其他的小虫还没孵出来 What's wrong I forget to bring along other insects.
好 老天有眼啊 Great god finally look at us.
你走运了 我还有一条大的蚕后呢 You are in good luck I had a huge one.
老爸 救命 Father help.
现代的年轻人 真是世风日下 Nowadays the young people are too much.
为了贪生怕死 Afraid of death
居然随便认我做老爸 快吃吧 and call me father.
吃了它 Eat it.
龙大侠 我们明天一起去钱庄好吗 Master Lung are we going to the Bank tomorrow together
不好了 从明天开始我要闭关十年 No from tomorrow on I'll stay inside the room for ten years.
苦练如来神掌第十式 To practice the Ru Lai Shen Chiuan Number Ten.
在这十年之内 During this ten years
我武林至尊的名衔就由你来代替 you can take over my place.
龙大侠 刚才所言 是否当真 Master Lung do you really mean it
当真 我们大侠辈一言九鼎 Of course I said what I mean
后会有期 see you later.
我还大侠辈呢 I don't want
再混下去我就变成孙子了 to be the master.
我腿都软了 I can't walk anymore.
一定要绑这个东西吗 Do you have to tight this one up
当然要啊 现在是抢劫 Of course we are in rubbery now.
被人家认出来就完了 We can't let other recognize us.
到了没有 Do we arrived yet
就是这家了 这家最大了 That's it this is the biggest one.
对 最大了 Right this is the one.
好 你们两个给我去抢三万两回来 Good you two go to rob thirty thousand ounce gold back here.
不去就毙了你们 快去呀 I'll kill you if you don't go.
怎么办 耍耍他 What shall we do Let's fool him.
其实我们根本不用抢 Actually we don't have to rob them
这里面有我们的内奸 we have the insiders there.
是 Yes yes
这是内奸卡 来 This is the insiders' card come.
借光 让一让 Excuse me excuse me.
看着啊 Look
天下武功出少林 少林武功吓坏人 The Kung Fu is from Shao Lin Shao Lin's Kung Fu is the most powerful.
被人打得昏腾腾 一个耳光就完成 Was hit so terrible turn around and finished
给钱 give me the money.
这不就拿到钱了吗 Here is the money.
小老弟 你真有一手啊 Kid you are good.
过奖了 Thanks
好 你们两个让开 让我来试一试 You two let me try it.
天下武功出少林 少林武功吓坏人 Shao Lin's Kung Fu is the best.
被手打得昏腾腾 一个耳光就完成 Hits so terrible turn around and finished.
给钱 Give me
不给钱是吗 Won't you give me the money
好 等我把你抓出来 Good I'll catch you
看看你是个什么样子 see who are you.
怎么没人啊 Where is he
这小子轻功不错 跑得还真快 He can runaway so fast good Kung Fu.
有钱掉下来了 快抢 Quick money is dropping pick it.
他扛着那部机器 一定追不上我们 Hi is carrying that machine can't run so fast.
快闪啊
你怎么了 What's wrong
一定是那个大蚕后在作怪了 It must be that huge insect troubling me.
那我们怎么办啊 What shall we do
快回去找他 要不然我们就死定了 Go back for him or we are dead.
先生 要不要给你们叫救护车 Sir shall we call the ambulance for you
不要了 我们自己走就行了 谢谢你 No you don't have we can go by ourselves thank you.
你们回来了 为什么逃走 You are back why do you try to escape
你这样做是犯法的 What you had done is illegal.
犯什么法 Illegal
我武功盖世 管他什么法 我最大 I don't care I am the most powerful person I am the best.
港督最大 Hong Kong Governor is the most powerful person.
什么是港督 What is Hong Kong Governor
就像知府大人啦 He is like the Governor of the Province.
好 你们两个带我去 Good you two bring me to see him.
等我宰了他 港督由我来做 Let me kill him and I'll be the Governor.
怎么办 去了再说 What shall we do Let's see when we are there.
走 快点 Go quick
老婆 那天我上台演出精不精彩 Wife how's my performance on the stage that day
你唱戏 我是百听不厌 真了不起 You had a very good voice I love it.
走 Go
他是谁呀 他就是港督 Who is he He is the Governor
我是港督 是 I am the Governor. Yes.
你看 他穿官服的样子 Look at his office dress.
果然是朝廷命官 Looks like the officer in the Emperor.
妈妈咪呀 My goodness.
苗强 七色教蓝面妖女 Mia Clan The Seven Clan Blue Face Evil Lady.
是 小心她的音波功啊 Yes watch out her Wave Kung Fu.
大哥 Brother
请你手下留情 押我上车也好 please be careful take me to the car.
不管怎么样 你千万可别杀我啊 No matter what happen please don't kill me.
你入我魔教 奉我为主 If you join in my Clan I am your leader.
如有违教规 生子世世为贼 If you against me I'll have you
生女代代为娼 be the thief forever.
他说你如果违背教规 He said if you against him.
生儿子混黑社会 生女儿当妓女 Your son will be a mob your daughter will be a hooker.
便宜你了 两种都有得赚 Good for you both jobs can earn money for you.
波浪创新意 Carol B Wave create a new idea.
挡不住的感觉 Can't conquer that feeling.
好棒 Fantastic
他现在真的以为自己是港督了 He thinks he is the real Governor now
怎么办 what shall we do
打电话报警啊 好棒 Call the police fantastic
我 Me
你干什么 通通话 What are you doing Make a call.
什么通话 What call
跟龙大侠说一些话 Talk with Master Talk with Master Lung.
说些话 龙大侠在闭关 Talk Master Lung is inside his own room without seeing anyone.
就是闭关太闷了 跟他聊聊天 I try to talk with him in case he gets bore.
龙大侠吗 我们在山顶道18号等你 Master Lung we will wait for you at the Mountain Road Number 18.
你听清楚了 我们等你 Did you hear we will wait for you.
我不想插手这件事 你自己想办法吧 I don't want to get involve you figure out yourself.
你很想念天残 那我带他来找你 If you miss Tien Chian I'll bring him along.
千万不要带他来啊 Please don't bring him along.
你不要不来 Don't come.
不然改天你伸出如来神掌 Otherwise I won't give you money
向我要钱的时候 when you hand to me.
我可不理你的 I won't talk with you.
你不要半道杀鸡取卵 记住哦 Remember don't block your future.
我最多帮你去报警 The most is I call the police for you.
那我等你 拜拜 Then I wait for you bye.
龙大侠要来呀 是 Master Lung is coming. Good.
一起来HAPPY的 黑皮 Let's happy together. Ha Pi
呼叫总台 Call the station
我们已经到了山顶道18号了 we have arrived the Mountain Road Number 18.
里面的人听着 你们已经被包围了 The people inside listen you had been surrounded.
你们绝对没有机会逃走的 You don't have a chance to escape.
快点放下你们的武器 Drop down your weapon.
释放所有的人质 出来投降 Release the ransom and hands up.
好啊 我们在这里呀 Great great we are here.
我们肚子都有一条天蚕啊 There is an insect inside our stomach.
你不要走 你不要连累大家好不好 You don't want to go don't bring us along.
不要打鼓 我们不走了 Don't knock the drum we won't go.
这是最后的警告 This is the last warning.
如果你们在五秒钟之内 If you don't come out
还不出来投降 within five seconds.
我们就使用武力 We will use the force.
五 四 三 二 一 上 5,4,3,2,1
天龙A呼叫天龙B 听到请回答 Dragon A called Dragon B please answer.
卡乐B 波浪创新意 Carol B Wave create the new idea.
现在继续为你报导 Now continue the coverage.
目前估计调查 According to the investigation
在屋里的恐怖分子有四十个人 at least forty terrorists inside.
他们都配带了高度式的现代化武器 They all carried the most advance weapons.
警方目前不排除 The police is planning
紧急抽调英军来支援的可能性 to ask the army for support.
小姐 不能进去 很危险的 Miss what are you doing you can't go in it's dangerous.
我男朋友在里面 My boy friend is inside.
里面很危险 很危险的 Inside there is very dangerous.
他们不是他助手 闪一边啦 Tien Chian is very dangerous you can fight against him get away from me.
什么事 我们没有恶意 What is happening We don't have any bad influence.
里面那个人是武林高手 The guy inside is very powerful.
他有一付天蚕手套 子弹都不怕 He had a Tien Chian Cover bullet proof.
小姐 你们的武侠片看得太多了 Miss I think you had watched too many Kung Fu films.
她说的是真的 She means it.
她们两位是来这里帮忙的 Both of them came to help.
你们是什么人 Who are you
我们是从新华社来的 We came from the new China News.
严真先生 Mr. Yin Chin
他是特异功能表演团的团长 he is the special power technique's leader.
他怀疑里面的狂徒 He is wondering the guy inside
是他们其中的一个团员 is one of his members.
他的团员 His member
不可能的 Might be
我们这么多人攻进去全都被困住了 we had so many people being forced to stay inside.
里面最小的有四 五十个 At least forty to fifty persons inside.
训练精锐的恐怖分子在里面 Well trained people stay in there.
长官 催泪弹已经准备好了 Office tear gas is ready.
射进去 是 Shoot. Yes.
这样危险的 这样不行的 It is dangerous you can't do that.
恐怖分子那有那么大的力气 Terrorists don't have hat huge power.
能够把摧泪弹再抛出来呢 To throw back the tear gas out.
全怪你们不好 我老公在里面 It's all you fault my husband is inside there.
有什么事我唯你是问啦 I'll have you take the quilt if anything happened to him.
对不起 两位小姐 Sorry ladies
请问你们是怎么会知道 how do you know that
在里面的那个人的真正身分呢 The real person inside that room
你别管那么多了 None of your business
我们快想办法救人要紧的 let's rescue them first.
我的轻功 还可以人混进 I had a magic light flying power to get in.
天残不会发现我的 Tien Chian can't notice me
我先进去看看 然后再想办法 let me go in first then I'll figure out a way to get in.
轻功 我的天 My goodness magic flying.
里面几十个飞虎队的 Those Flying Tiger members
跟我们都吞了天蚕了 all swallowed the Tien Chian.
他一打鼓 我们全都要躺下了 If he knocks the drum we all had to fell down.
他在看电视 He is watching television now.
就是 他简直是疯狂的电视迷 Right he is a television maniac.
看了十几个钟头了 He had watched over so many hours
真希望他看昏了头了 I he will pass out.
这个婆娘是谁 长那么丑 Who is this girl looks so ugly.
他看见我了 那我走了 He saw me I had to leave.
想走 Want to leave.
走 Go go
他一直在看电视 He is watching the television all the time.
什么人出现在电视 他一定会看 Anyone appeared on the television he will watch
而且目不转睛的 and won't leave out the sight.
周润发 刘晓庆 利智 Chou Yuen Fat. Liu Shiou Ching Li Chi
不是 一定是周润发 No it must be Chow Yuen Fat.
是我 只要我一出现在电视上 It's me if I appeared on the television
他一定会看到的 he will watch.
天残 你注意听我说 Tien Chian listen to me.
你现在看着我的钱 我数一 二 三 Now look at my watch I'll count 1,2,3,
你将会变得很疲倦 You will feel very sleepy
你会很想睡觉 睡吧 and go to sleep.
不要看那么久 Don't watch that long.
起来了 快走了 Get up go away now
不行 为什么 No Why
我肚子里面有天蚕的 We still have the Tien Chian inside the stomach.
不要怕了 快走 Don't be afraid go quick
大王 有人要逃跑 Someone is escaping.
他们都想逃走 They all try to escape.
贱妇 竟敢用迷魂大法 Cheap lady dare try to psy me out.
你不要怕 你不会再痛了 Don't be scare you won't get hurt anymore.
他的鼓在我的手上 我把它戮破了 His drum is in my hand I break it already.
快走啊 快走 Go quick go
别关门 还有我啊 Don't close the door I am here.
你敢跟我作对 不敢 You dare against me. I don't
别跑 Don't run away.
天残脚 Tien Chian Foot.
开火 Open fire.
严师父 你要想办法救救他 Master Yuen please figure some way to help him.
他中的脚力 实在太重了 He was hurt so badly.
一般的医疗方法是救不了他的 The normal medical way can't save him.
唯一能救他的办法 The only way
就是我们特异功能里面 is we used our special power inside our body.
有一种功能 叫做转移 There is a method call transfer.
可以把他的脚力 We can transfer his power
转移给我们四人分担 to four of us.
以我们的功力 每人分担四分之一 As our power everyone share fourth of it.
大概可以挺得住 We can handle it.
但是在运功的时候 But during that period
大家的背心命门穴 we should back up together.
绝不可以有衣服阻隔 No clothes between us.
以免防碍真气流动
严师父 Teacher Yuen
我的功力最浅了 当然是排在最后面 I am the worst of course I'll be at the last spot.
万一你们挺得住 那就轮不到我了 If you can against him then you don't need me.
师父在上 受弟子一拜 Teacher please teach me
请师父教我转移法 all the technique.
把别人的钱都转进我的口袋里 Have all your money put into my pocket.
我也很想呀 不过我还没研究成功 Me too but I haven't study it yet.
中国的内功是靠每天打坐 Chinese Kung Fu needs practice daily.
强化自己的呼吸功能 Strengthen your breathing
把分解食物能量的功能 to receive the food energy.
提高到十倍 甚至是一百倍 Up the ten or even hundred times.
发挥出来的力量 当然就比一般人高 If you can get out all of your energy then you will be stronger.
但是 也只限于本身的力量 But it only limited to your own power.
我们的特异功能就不同了 But my power is different.
有什么不同呢 What is the difference
人类是充满能量的灵长类生物 Human being is full of power.
根据爱因斯坦物质不灭定律 According to Einstein's theory.
人死了 一定会有能量留下来 People die he will leave some energy.
这种残余能量最多的地方 就是坟场 That's the place of grave where all the energy concentrate at.
那么猪死了会不会留下能量 How about the dead pigs
有也让你吃光了 You ate it all already.
要不然你那有这么多精力 Otherwise where is your energy to spread out your sweat.
在这儿喷口水啊 You ate the pork daily
最近你每餐吃猪肉 I think you are
我看就快比猪还要笨了 dumber than the pig.
原来你常看着我吃菜 当然 You always stare at me. Of course
我们的特异功能 Our special technique
就是不必靠食物的氧化作用 doesn't need any food digestion.
透过特殊的途径 Through a special method
用脑功能引起生物同步共振 by using the brain to transfer the power.
把外界的游离力量引为己用 看着 Use the outside power to strengthen our power.
吸星大法 是不是什么能量都能吸呀 Can we absorb all types of energy
那也不是 有一些能量是不散的 Not really some of it we can't absorb it.
通常 一般的人就把他叫做鬼 Usually they will called them the ghost.
你别唬我了 Don't bull shit.
我叫一个出来让你看看 I will call one to show you
你不相信是吗 等着瞧 You don't believe wait and see.
做鬼还这么嚣张 Don't be too much as a ghost.
我要把你砍得连鬼也做不成 I'll cut your body into several pieces too.
没辙了吧 That's it.
看你还能耍什么花样 See what else can you play.
不能咬啊 Don't bite don't.
怎么样 你没事吧 What Are you alright
阿辉 你唯一能够对付天残的武功 Ah Fi you are the only person to fight against Tien Chian
就只有如来神掌第九式的万佛朝宗 used the Ru Lai Shen Chiuan number nine.
但是在当年呢 But at that time.
火云邪神传了六十年功力给龙剑飞 The Fire God transfer sixty years power to Lung Chin Fi.
同时他又吃了万年火龟 Plus he ate the
增加了一百年功力 100 years old turtle.
一共是一百六十年 Adds another hundred years with the total of 160 years
而你只是吃了半颗过期的大还丹 You have only ate half of the Da Dan pill.
得到廿五年的功力 已经算幸运了 You have got twenty years power only.
但是七除八扣 可能只剩十几年 Deduct others may be only more than ten years power only.
能够练成八式 已经很勉强了 It is luck that you can learn the first eight acts.
唯一的办法 只有吸收外界的功能 The only method is absorb the outside energy.
那有什么秘诀才能吸到这种外界功能 What is the secret to absorb those energy
我教你一句咒语 I'll teach you a magic line.
再加上你的如来神掌 Plus the Ru Lai Shen Chiuan
第九式的心法 应该有效 you had I think that's enough.
好了 这种功夫我也要学 I want to learn it too.
你不行 不是说过你的骨格太差吗 You can't your body is not good enough.
你还餐餐吃猪肉 当心猪鬼附身 You ate too much pork be aware the pig ghost will chase you.
对了 严师父 你的意思是不是 Right teacher Yuen what you mean is.
学会了咒语之后呢 After learning the magic line.
就可以充分的发挥万佛朝宗的威力了 Then I can get out the most power of this Kung Fu.
理论上呢 这是绝对没有问题的 Theoretical there is no problem.
实际上要是真的打起来的话 那就 But facing to the reality then
怎么样 What
那也得祖先保佑 It need the god's blessing.
折腾了一晚 还得靠祖先 What I had done for the whole night I still needs the luck.
你闭嘴 You shut up.
大侠要吃汉堡包 Master wants to eat hamburger.
要吃那么多汉堡包 Needs that much hamburger
才可以打败天残这个贱贼 in order to beat out Tien Chian.
天残 我已经吃了很多汉堡包了 Tien Chian I had eaten many hamburgers already.
今天晚上 二更 二更 Tonight at two midnight. Midnight at two.
在山顶 山顶 At the top of the mountain. Top of the mountain.
卫星站 The satellite station
我们决一死战 Let's fight until death
时辰到了 天残就快要来了 Times up Tien Chian must come here soon.
大家要小心戒备 You all be careful.
小蛮 什么啦 Hsiu Mun What
我有一句话憋在心里面很久了 I had a line want to tell you for a while.
一直没有机会说出来 I never had a chance to tell you.
你想说什么就尽管说 What do you want to say
没有人会笑你的啦 just say it no one will laugh at you.
我想我现在不说 以后就没有机会了 I am afraid I don't have chance after tonight.
你就快点说吧 Then say it.
我想先溜走 不行 I want to sneak out. No way.
阿辉 严师父那个咒语 Ah Fi do you remember teacher
你记熟了没有啊 Yuen's magic lice.
刚刚吸进了一些游离能量 I just absorb some of the energy.
现在感觉精神好多了 I feel more energetic now.
我也要吸 I want to absorb some too.
吸你的头啦 当心鬼附身 Watch out the ghost will come on your body.
天残来了 Tien Chian is coming.
记住 不论发生什么事都不要出来 Remember no matter what happen don't come out.
我打败天残之后 就立刻跟你结婚 After I beat Tien Chian I'll marry you.
你不在乎我比你大吗 You don't care I am older than you.
比我大 你几岁 Older than me how old are you
七百六十八岁 Seven hundred and sixty eight years old.
这样 那打完以后再说吧 Well let's talk it after I finish the fight.
有什么了不起 还不是拼盘一个 What is the big deal just a fight.
佛法无边 The Buddha's power is all over.
什么鬼东西 What is it
万佛朝 All the Buhdda
我以为你练了什么了不起的功夫呢 I thought what you had learned.
原来就是这两下子 难不难为情 Won't you ashamed of yourself.
这是什么东西 What is this
你没事吧 不行就不要硬撑 Are you alright Don't against your well.
让我送你去西天 去死吧 Let me kill you.
快跳啊 Jump
万佛朝宗 All the Buddha's power get together.
天蚕神功腿 Get out of the Tien Chian power.
天残腿第九式 Tien Chian Foot the ninth style.
来 拜托过来帮个忙 扶他上车 Come please help him into the car.
长官 我想跟我的朋友说几句话 Officer I want speak with my friends.
可以 要快点啊 好 谢谢 Sure but keep it short. Thank you
谢谢 Thanks.
天残大哥 我们是来送行的 Brother Tien Chian we are here to say goodbye.
这些卡乐B 还有汉堡包给你当干粮 This is the Carol B and the hamburger for you to eat.
你要多保重 兄弟 你对我真好 Take care yourself. You treat me so good.
我不会忘记你的 I'll won't forget you.
不过有机会 我会回来找你的 But if I had the chance I'll come back to see you.
不要找我 Don't come back to me.